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Milky Chance

—Stolen Dance

(Source: arcticnerd)

comic-chick:

wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

(via sansteeth-sanseyes)

metalgear753:

I knew I should have refilled my Xanax. With the depression comes the anxiety. If you need me, I’ll be sleeping until I have the motivation to do anything.

Goals I Have When On Tumblr

  1. rescue a dog who’s had a rough life
  2. move to the beach 
  3. squat until I have the perfect ass
  4. eat/drink everything out of a fucking mason jar
  5. find a devilishly good-looking man who also has a rescue dog & uses mason jars 
  6. live in a house that has a run-down look (but coincidentally has amazing view from floor-to-ceiling windows)
  7. sleep in a perfectly disheveled bed with white covers & strategically-yet-naturally placed books and/or a mug of tea on it at all times
royreiddotca:

I don’t care what you and father say about Gary. I love him and we’re getting married 

royreiddotca:

I don’t care what you and father say about Gary. I love him and we’re getting married